An homage to Wind in the Willows
Badger: Whats the latest fad then Toad?
Toad (croaks): Music
Badger (groans): I suppose it starts with you thrashing the drums eh?
Ratty: But youll do something daft like change the rhythm from 4/4 to 5/4?
Toad: croak croak
Badger: And finish with a cheesy dance beat?
Toad: croak croak croak
Mole: It wont work Toady
Toad (hopping about and singing)
Oh no Mister Mole, You know youve been told, I dont take advice, From mice
The story tells it all